Enjoy this conversation between two girls and a strange man.
Mya: So, how's the weather, sir?
Anonymous Daddy: Good, I mean the sky is really clearing up and - BABY THEY'RE TUMBLING DOWN - the clouds don't look stormy at all. I cannot wait until springtime.
Ariana: Oh. So you like spring, huh? ( looks at Mya with expression that suggests the person they are speaking to is insane, or has Tourette's)
Anonymous Daddy: Yep, it is totally my favorite season, but - WHOA! MAMA! - winter is a close second. I just love the ice on the houses and the blankets of snow all along the concrete roads. Don't you?
Mya: I guess. *cough* totally insane *cough* So, what do you do for fun?
Anonymous Daddy: Well, sometimes I -BOWELS- read; I love classics! But my favorite thing to -BOWELS- do is write. I think -BOWELS- writing lets me express my opinions, and -BOWELS- no one can hear! Do you write?
Ariana: Hey, look, a cherry!
Anonymous Daddy: I hate fruits with -BOWELS- seeds!
Mya: Good bye, random outburster. See you -BOWELS- later!
Anonymous Daddy: Those children are disgusting. Talking about bowels in a public place? Blasphemy!
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