Ariana & Mya's Comedy Centre
1/9/11
New Month! Funny Cats Month!
We used to have Hairy Babies Month page, but now there is a new month... Funny Kitties! Submit photos if you want.
12/14/10
Martina McBride - Concrete Angel
Child Abuse. So sad, but so true.
Watch this video, tear up a little, and leave a comment.
Watch this video, tear up a little, and leave a comment.
12/8/10
Potter or Cullen?
Are you a Potterhead or a Twihard?
There has been lots of talk recently about which is better, Harry Potter series, or the Twilight series. Clearly Harry Potter is better, but you Twihards can defend your book if you say.
I, Mya, have loved Harry Potter for the last 8 years! Ariana, the co-creator of the site, has neither read Harry Potter or Twilight, seeing as she is only 8.
Comment below, and defend your book, or be on another side if you like.
There has been lots of talk recently about which is better, Harry Potter series, or the Twilight series. Clearly Harry Potter is better, but you Twihards can defend your book if you say.I, Mya, have loved Harry Potter for the last 8 years! Ariana, the co-creator of the site, has neither read Harry Potter or Twilight, seeing as she is only 8.
Comment below, and defend your book, or be on another side if you like.
12/6/10
Winter Pros & Cons
Alright, I don't know about you, but winter has come to where Ariana and I live. It has snowed already, and I just walked home in about -23 degree weather. NOT FUN.
So, I've decided to list the pros and cons for you guys.
Pros
You get about two or three days off of school! Woo hoo!
You are allowed to eat something from the sky. That opportunity doesn't come around every day.
Pretty much whatever religion you are, you get presents for the holidays.
Frizzy haired people usually don't have as much frizzy hair as in the summer.
Hot baths and showers are like extra frizzing awesome when you are freezing.
Less people smoke in the winter because to smoke, they have to go outside, and its freezing cold.
Ice covered trees are just so pretty!
Holiday vaycay!
Cons
You get into your car, welcoming the warmth, and then you realize you have to get right back out to scrape the crud off of the windows.
There is always the chance of a toddler forgetting the rule about yellow snow.
Chance of tripping on ice about 99% higher.
Your heating bills skyrocket, and you aren't that warm most of the time anyway.
Everyone looks fat in all their layers, even Jillian Michaels.
Chapped lips, the mother of all annoyance.
Everyone share your pro or con about winter, or whatever season you're in! Happy Holidays!
So, I've decided to list the pros and cons for you guys.
Pros
You get about two or three days off of school! Woo hoo!
You are allowed to eat something from the sky. That opportunity doesn't come around every day.
Pretty much whatever religion you are, you get presents for the holidays.
Frizzy haired people usually don't have as much frizzy hair as in the summer.
Hot baths and showers are like extra frizzing awesome when you are freezing.
Less people smoke in the winter because to smoke, they have to go outside, and its freezing cold.
Ice covered trees are just so pretty!
Holiday vaycay!
Cons
You get into your car, welcoming the warmth, and then you realize you have to get right back out to scrape the crud off of the windows.
There is always the chance of a toddler forgetting the rule about yellow snow.
Chance of tripping on ice about 99% higher.
Your heating bills skyrocket, and you aren't that warm most of the time anyway.
Everyone looks fat in all their layers, even Jillian Michaels.
Chapped lips, the mother of all annoyance.
Everyone share your pro or con about winter, or whatever season you're in! Happy Holidays!
FREE AIR GUITAR!
OMG! Look at this!
Advertising for this radio station has never been better! In case you for some reason just went blind, the sign says "FREE AIR GUITAR", please take one! I love this idea, I think it is hilarious, and I bet the guy who thought of it is making big bucks! Leave comments below!

Advertising for this radio station has never been better! In case you for some reason just went blind, the sign says "FREE AIR GUITAR", please take one! I love this idea, I think it is hilarious, and I bet the guy who thought of it is making big bucks! Leave comments below!
12/2/10
Random Outburst Conversating
Enjoy this conversation between two girls and a strange man.
Mya: So, how's the weather, sir?
Anonymous Daddy: Good, I mean the sky is really clearing up and - BABY THEY'RE TUMBLING DOWN - the clouds don't look stormy at all. I cannot wait until springtime.
Ariana: Oh. So you like spring, huh? ( looks at Mya with expression that suggests the person they are speaking to is insane, or has Tourette's)
Anonymous Daddy: Yep, it is totally my favorite season, but - WHOA! MAMA! - winter is a close second. I just love the ice on the houses and the blankets of snow all along the concrete roads. Don't you?
Mya: I guess. *cough* totally insane *cough* So, what do you do for fun?
Anonymous Daddy: Well, sometimes I -BOWELS- read; I love classics! But my favorite thing to -BOWELS- do is write. I think -BOWELS- writing lets me express my opinions, and -BOWELS- no one can hear! Do you write?
Ariana: Hey, look, a cherry!
Anonymous Daddy: I hate fruits with -BOWELS- seeds!
Mya: Good bye, random outburster. See you -BOWELS- later!
Anonymous Daddy: Those children are disgusting. Talking about bowels in a public place? Blasphemy!
Mya: So, how's the weather, sir?
Anonymous Daddy: Good, I mean the sky is really clearing up and - BABY THEY'RE TUMBLING DOWN - the clouds don't look stormy at all. I cannot wait until springtime.
Ariana: Oh. So you like spring, huh? ( looks at Mya with expression that suggests the person they are speaking to is insane, or has Tourette's)
Anonymous Daddy: Yep, it is totally my favorite season, but - WHOA! MAMA! - winter is a close second. I just love the ice on the houses and the blankets of snow all along the concrete roads. Don't you?
Mya: I guess. *cough* totally insane *cough* So, what do you do for fun?
Anonymous Daddy: Well, sometimes I -BOWELS- read; I love classics! But my favorite thing to -BOWELS- do is write. I think -BOWELS- writing lets me express my opinions, and -BOWELS- no one can hear! Do you write?
Ariana: Hey, look, a cherry!
Anonymous Daddy: I hate fruits with -BOWELS- seeds!
Mya: Good bye, random outburster. See you -BOWELS- later!
Anonymous Daddy: Those children are disgusting. Talking about bowels in a public place? Blasphemy!
11/28/10
Epic Fail!

I mean, really? What were they thinking?
I'm sure no one can steal from this store!
In case you didn't know, most security cameras cost at least 1,900 dollars.
This is just sad.
Pathetic.
Totally.
*Goes around the corner, fixes camera so that it doesn't face the wall, and comes back*
Yep.
11/26/10
Laugh.
If you don't laugh or chuckle or even smile during this video, you are not human... and you might want to check your pulse.
11/25/10
I was bored....
Welcome to Ariana and Mya, a view on life from a 3rd and 7th grader! A funny view that is. We are messed up. Messed up, you hear? Anyway, I (Mya) hate Justin Bieber, so here is what I did to him in my spare time. Notice the EMO hair and "mom" tattoo.
Courtesy of Picnik.
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